so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
|*Pollen accidentally enters body*|
|Immune system:||What the hell is that?|
|Pollen:||Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-|
|Immune system:||OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK|
|Pollen:||What?!? No! We just got lo-|
|Immune system:||OPEN THE FLOODGATES|
|Mucus membranes:||Sir. All the floodgates?|
|Immune system:||ALL OF THEM.|
|Pollen:||Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-|
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Just a friendly reminder that you all can message me whatever whenever for any reason and I promise to read if within an hour and respond within 6-7 business days