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sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

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migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

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rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

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swiftingthrough:

let’s remember this

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queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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eyefuckingcandy:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system:What the hell is that?
Pollen:Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system:OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen:What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system:OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen:The what?
Mucus membranes:Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system:ALL OF THEM.
Pollen:Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me:*Sneezes*

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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Just a friendly reminder that you all can message me whatever whenever for any reason and I promise to read if within an hour and respond within 6-7 business days