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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

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" It’s not official until it’s Facebook official. "
by Ancient Proverb

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Cute flower questions
Daisy:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine:What color looks best on you?
foxglove:Name three facts about your family?
Allium:What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom:What's the best dream you've ever had?
Calla Lily:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia:Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip:Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil:What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose:Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia:Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony:What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy:What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea:Starbucks order?
Violet:Do you like where you're from?
Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron:What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia:Favorite kind of candy?
Aster:Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold:Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?
Azalea:What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion:Do you think you're important?

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:

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