thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

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Tumblr app:I'm done loading
Me:but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app:did I fucking stutter
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awkwardsituationist:

high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

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striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

image

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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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whisk-ey:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute

aww effin perfect.

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