March 2012
44 posts
When you throw something at your friend but it...
badbitchesandbombassweed:
hmmitsbrownnsuga:
coolkidseatbitches:
*deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead*
Lmmfao!!!!
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wvnderbar:
i would probably make bank as an exterminator cause all i’d have to do is hang out at a house for a while and that would be enough to make any living creature never want to come back
If American Idol heard me in the shower, they...
shithappens-but-lifegoeson:
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
*10 minutes go by*
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
PROMO GAME. Reblog this while im in the shower and...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
5 SOLO’S
1 list of 15
Rules:
Likes don’t count
Only reblog once or it wont be counted
Must be following me (http://thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg.tumblr.com/) I check.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Whenever I see an old person eating alone, I just...
