i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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Sleepovers with me be like:

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eating clocks is really time consuming

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" Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off. "
by Richard Pryor (via herzversager)

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i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

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Breaking bobby

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Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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Budapest is unreal! (at Parlament | The House of Parliament)

Goodnight, Vienna! (at St. Stephen’s Cathedral - Wien\Vienna)

Vienna has been so beatiful!