*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system:What the hell is that?
Pollen:Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system:OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen:What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system:OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen:The what?
Mucus membranes:Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system:ALL OF THEM.
Pollen:Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me:*Sneezes*

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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Just a friendly reminder that you all can message me whatever whenever for any reason and I promise to read if within an hour and respond within 6-7 business days

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

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I’m listening

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witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

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Mustang Graduation 2K13!! Congratulations to all of the seniors!

meladoodle:

i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)

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haave-you-met-ted:

welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary post ill be your guide

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satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

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